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Why it's best to be boss!  |
Just go down main about 1/4 mile and turn right where?  |
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The Times They Are a Changing
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1975 : Acid rock 
1975 : Moving to California because it's cool 
2005 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm 
When Shopping Abroad, Read the Labels Carefully: |
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Them Ignorant Southerners Two businessmen in NY are sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store .. |
 Heard about them ignorant Southerners down in Hot Springs Arkanass selling water to them brilliant Yankees? |
Journey of a Man: When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. |
as yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few shelves
are set up. One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is
going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." 
Without skipping a beat, the southern fellow says, "Well, I see
y'all're doing really good, you only got two left!" 